There have been many theories about why suicide rates among teens peeked in the 70′s and have steadily declined since. My own theory is the break-up of the group Bread had at least something to do with it. I know even today, their music makes life less worth living. I have shared snippets of a few songs with Beth but now I offer to all the complete If by Bread. The shortest titled Top 10 hit but oddly enough there was another song that was also titled If that made it into the Top 10 back in the 50′s. And amazingly, Perry Como had a hit with both of them. Anyway, here it is thanks to YouTube (please direct all lawsuits for damages to YouTube).

Michel found the original vinyl version of Best of Bread in the basement (in fact, searches of basements will find millions of these albums as they can only breed in dark moldy places). Our plan is to frame the album and put it on Beth’s wall. Imagine if we didn’t love her!!!