My brain hurtsI told this to Beth but for some reason she wasn’t interested. Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend. And she is so desperate to find someone (or she wants to make some money) that she is going to have a program on MTV to help her find a new BFF.

You can sign up to be Paris’ friend at her website. Twenty lucky finalists will be selected and will move into a house to live with Paris where you will have the opportunity to learn “normal girl stuff” like shopping, fashion, makeup, and going around with no underwear on. I assume the format will be like Survivor and contestants will be eliminated by binge drinking and driving drunk into a car loaded with paparazzi.

So if you think you have what it takes to be Paris Hilton’s BFF then I feel sorry for you go to the website and sign up. By the way, I am fairly certain that this is mentioned in the Book of Revelations as being a sign of the coming Apocalypse.

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