Archive for July, 2008

Review - Dexter in the Dark

by Tom in Book Reviews

Dexter in the Dark by Jeff Lindsay
Dexter in the Dark
by Jeff Lindsay
2.0 Stars

It’s sad to see such a good series descend to this level. This book was a real disappointment. It’s hard to know where to start but the overall premise of the book, that Dexter’s “Dark Passenger” is actually a supernatural possession by some kind of child of Moloch an eternal something-or-other, lacks so much believability that it ruins the entire series. What made the first two books so good was that Dexter was the sociopath trying to live in the real world. His “Dark Passenger” was simply a different part of Dexter’s personality. The success of the books was that we rooted for Dexter and his “Dark Passenger” in spite of him being a sociopath. But how can we root for some horrible monster that possesses Dexter and forces him to kill?

But Lindsay goes too far even with his idea of how someone becomes a sociopath. Every child, at least according to Lindsay, who is abused as a child, grows up to be a serial killer. Rita’s two kids both become sociopaths because they were abused by their father. But that isn’t how it happens in the real world. Not all serial killers were abused and not everyone who is abused becomes a serial killer. We can root for Dexter when he is unique and only killing other serial killers, but how can we root for him to create more serial killers? Dexter should be sending the children for intense psychotherapy, not lessons in how to kill.

And worst of all, the book is simply boring. Nothing much happens. There are murders but it is impossible to keep straight who is killing who and the murders (and murderers) are almost irrelevant. We hear more about donuts and wedding caterers than we do about anything else. And there really is no mystery in the story. We find out in the first pages of the book who did it although I kept hoping that the book wasn’t really going to be this stupid and that Lindsay would give us some other surprise solution. I am fairly confident that this is the last Dexter book I will be reading.

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Why I use a lawn service…

by Tom in In The News

File this under Alcohol and lawn mowers don’t mix

I'm with stupid

A Milwaukee man was accused of shooting his lawn mower because it wouldn’t start. Keith Walendowski, 56 (or 57 or 50 depending on the news source), was charged with felony possession of a short-barreled shotgun or rifle and misdemeanor disorderly conduct while armed.

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn’t start Wednesday morning. He told police, “I can do that, it’s my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want.” A neighbor had called police and told them Walendowski was intoxicated.

As for the mower, a local retailer said the gunshot damage could make its repair unlikely. “Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty,” Dick Wagner of Wagner’s Garden Mart told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Walendowski probably doesn’t have to worry about his lawn for awhile as he faces up to seven years in prison for the illegal weapon.

From the AP and the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Vincent Black Shadow - Metro

by Tom in Music

It’s Friday again and time for another song off my iPod.

The Vincent Black Shadow (VBS) is an alternative rock band from Vancouver, Canada. The group is made up of Cassandra Ford on vocals, Rob Kirkham on guitar, Anthony Kirkham on drums, Chris Kirkham on bass, and Mary Ancheta on keyboards. The group is named after the famed motorcycle that was featured in the Hunter S. Thompson novel, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The group has done extensive touring including playing in the Warped Tour but have had little commercial success.

The song Metro was the first single from the only album released by VBS. The song did not make any charts but did well on FUSE TV’s #1 Guilty Pleasures countdown.

Metro
Sick. I’m walking
Tick? I’m talking.
Down the street and I’m sick
Of the talk of the ‘trick’ that’s every time we meet
But.
Oh, I don’t know why
Blinking, thinking something’s moving across my skin
And I scratch the spot, I watch the dot, that’s on the lens but
Oh, I don’t know why

Something’s closing in and I can’t do a thing
No, I can’t do a thing but wonder.

You said I’m crazy, I know.
You said I’m crazy, I know
All I can say is that the drugs don’t work no more.

My face is shaking,
Knees are breaking,
“Swallow this” and for once I’m mistaken
The rules I’ve been breaking, make you sick but
Oh, I don’t know why
My mind is in an oily state of screaming sin
And the moment I want to relax is when the shit kicks in, but
Oh, I don’t know why

Now he’s back again
And now he’s brought a friend.
And his friend’s brought a whole dark army…

You said I’m crazy, I know.
You said I’m crazy, I know
All I can say is that the drugs don’t work no..

Sick. I’m walking
Tick? I’m talking.
Down the street and I’m sick
Of the talk of the ‘trick’ that’s every time we meet

You said I’m crazy, I know
You said I’m crazy, I know
All I can say is that the drugs don’t work no more.

You said I’m crazy, I know
You said I’m crazy, I know
All I can say is that the drugs don’t work no more…

written by Cassandra Ford and Rob Kirkham

Need a bus in Chicago?

by Tom in Random Life Events

Where is my bus?I am sure you are wondering what I have been doing with all my spare time when I’m not blogging. Well, believe it or not, I actually work for a living! And what I do is software development for a company that makes really cool products for mass transit systems. And here is the result of my work: The BusTime Bus Location Map. This cool product uses our GPS-based system to track the locations of city buses, create predictions of their arrival times at their stops, and display that information on an easy-to-use map. If you live in Chicago this will probably be very useful. If you don’t live in Chicago, it is still cool.

Try it… go to the link above and then click on the routes button on the right-hand side of the map. Select “20 - Madison” and “9 - Ashland” then click “Done”. You will see pink and orange buses moving on the screen. Yes, those represent real city buses on the streets of Chicago. You can zoom in or out. Move your mouse over a bus or stop and you will get arrival predictions for that bus or stop. If you click on a bus or stop, it will open a box on the screen and you can sit back and watch the predictions automatically update! What could be cooler than that?

OK, I admit I’m a bit of a geek but this is probably the coolest software I have ever written. There are tens of thousands of lines of code performing this magic. Enjoy!

Stanley Kamel

by Tom in Random Stuff

Dr. KrogerI watched Friday night’s episode of Monk last night (I had TiVo-ed it). It was a salute to Stanley Kamel, who played Mr. Monk’s psychiatrist since the show began in 2002. Kamel had died in April and this was the first episode since Kamel’s death. Stanley Kamel had a long and very successful career which started with an uncredited role in 1969 on the old TV show, Mission: Impossible. The list of TV shows that he guest starred in for the last 40 years seems endless. McMillan & Wife, Days of Our Lives, Kojak, Charlie’s Angels, Mork & Mindy, Quincy M.E., Three’s Company, Hill Street Blues, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Columbo, Murder She Wrote. He also had one of the first rolls in a TV show as a person with AIDS on the show L.A. Law.

The Monk episode that aired Friday night showed the sadness of the characters for the death of Dr. Kroger, who was portrayed as having died of heart attack just like Kamel. Hector Elizondo is portraying Mr. Monk’s new psychiatrist.

Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure

by Tom in Music

It’s Friday and time to pull another song off my iPod for everyone to enjoy.

Taking Back Sunday rocks Jones BeachTaking Back Sunday is an alternative rock band from Amityville, right here on Long Island. The current members are vocalist Adam Lazzara, guitarist and back-up vocalist Matthew Fazzi, guitarist Eddie Reyes, drummer Mark O’Connell, and bassist Matt Rubano. The group has released three studio albums. Their most recent, Louder Now was released in 2006 by Warner Bros. Records. and reached #2 on Billboard’s Top 200. Beth saw the group at last summer’s Projekt Revolution at Jones’ Beach (picture - upper right) and thought they were fantastic.

MakeDamnSure has been their most successful single, reaching #8 on Billboard’s Modern Rock chart. The song was also listed by Rolling Stone magazine at #52 in the best 100 songs of 2006.

MakeDamnSure
You’ve got this new head filled up with smoke
I’ve got my veins all tangled close
To the jukebox bars you frequent
The safest place to hide
A long night spent with your most obvious weakness
You start shaking at the thought you are everything I want
‘Cause you are everything I’m not

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit
It talks, it says, “You, oh, you are so cool.”
“Scissor shaped across the bed, you are red, violent red.”
You hollow out my hungry eyes
You hollow out my hungry eyes

And we lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close (How close is close enough?)
We lay, we lay together just not
Too close, too close

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I’m gonna make damn sure that you can’t ever leave
No, you won’t ever get too far from me
You won’t ever get too far from me
I’ll make damn sure that you can’t ever leave
No, you won’t ever get too far from me
You won’t ever get too far from me
You won’t ever get too far from me (ever get too far)
You won’t ever get too far…

I just wanna break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say
Well I just wanna break you down so badly
In the worst way (worst way)

I’m gonna make damn sure
I just wanna break you down so badly
I just wanna break you down so badly (damn sure)
In the worst way (worst way)

Written by Adam Lazzara

The stadium being destroyed in the video is Cinergy Field, former home of the Cincinnati Reds.

EZ-Pass

by Tom in Random Life Events

EZ-Pass means no linesI love EZ-Pass. We don’t travel that much where we need one but I got one anyway just to have it for when we do travel. That means that I have up to $25 sittting in my EZ-Pass not collecting interest but that is the only downside of having one. In virtually every case, having the EZ-Pass means never having more than one or two cars in front of you at toll booths. Just look at the picture… guess which lanes are EZ-Pass lanes.

I noticed something odd during our trip to Boston. Doesn’t anyone in Massachusetts use EZ-Pass? The EZ-Pass lanes were always empty but the cash lanes were backed up endlessly with cars and trucks. And why do they put the EZ-Pass line all the way to the right on the Massachusetts Pike? I’m cruising along in the left lane and then I had to shoot over to the right to get in the EZ-Pass lane. And this is the first place I have been where they name the EZ-Pass lane the way that baseball teams name their stadiums. “Keep right to use the Commerce Bank EZ-Pass Lane.”

Whatever. Anyway, the less people that have EZ-Pass the better for us smart people who have one! ;)

Final Conference Notes

by Tom in Random Life Events

Mikey really loves girls! He was on his best behavior the whole weekend. He seemed to really like one little girl named Sarah at the dinner Friday night. He kept trying to get her to sit next to him. Although after Sarah left his eye did wander to other young ladies! He also enjoyed playing with another young lady, Elainah, on Sunday afternoon. The two of them seemed to get along great. Bit he didn’t work his charm just on the little girls. The girl working in Starbuck’s gave Mikey a big chocolate cookie for being so cute.

Mikey ran out of the hotel room twice. Once both Michel and I ran after him and neither of us had a key to the room. Whoops! The security guard had to come up when Michel went down to get a spare key because she had no ID with her (it was locked in the room). I had to barricade the door at night to make sure Mikey didn’t get out.

The conference itself was exhausting for all of us but especially Mikey and Michel. We didn’t get to the dance on Saturday night because only Beth and I were awake.

I went to see Dr. Capone’s session on Sunday morning and when I told him how well Mikey was doing he lit up. The smile on his face was huge.

Next conference I have to make up business cards for downsyn.com and hand them out. In fact, I think I’ll do that this weekend just so I have them to hand out if anyone needs one.

Our Country, right or wrong?

by Tom in Politics

Against our traditions we are now entering upon an unjust and trivial war, a war against a helpless people, and for a base object — robbery. At first our citizens spoke out against this thing, by an impulse natural to their training. Today they have turned, and their voice is the other way. What caused the change? Merely a politician’s trick — a high-sounding phrase, a blood-stirring phrase which turned their uncritical heads: Our Country, right or wrong! An empty phrase, a silly phrase. It was shouted by every newspaper, it was thundered from the pulpit, the Superintendent of Public Instruction placarded it in every schoolhouse in the land, the War Department inscribed it upon the flag. And every man who failed to shout it or who was silent, was proclaimed a traitor — none but those others were patriots. To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, “Our Country, right or wrong,” and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation?

—Mark Twain in 1898 writing about the Spanish-American War

Use Your Head

by Tom in Random Stuff

PZ Meyers is a biologist and associate professor at the University of Minnesota, Morris. Professor Meyers is also a militant atheist. When a young man in Florida was threatened after he left his church with a consecrated host (Catholics believe consecrated hosts are the body and blood of Jesus), Professor Meyers decided to get people to think about whether threatening a young man’s life was a sensible reaction to taking what Professor Meyers referred to as a “fracking cracker”. He did this by posting an entry on his extremely popular blog, Pharyngula, asking for someone to send him a consecrated host so that he could desecrate it.

Bill Donahue of the Catholic League responded to Professor Meyer’s blog entry by putting out a press release that said in part, “It is hard to think of anything more vile than to intentionally desecrate the Body of Christ. We look to those who have oversight responsibility to act quickly and decisively.” The response from this press release was almost immediate as Professor Meyers was hit with a large number of insulting emails as well as several death threats.

Professor Meyers published two of the most vile of these emails, including the headers, on his blog. One particular email proved costly to the sender. Here is the email that was sent to Professor Meyers:

well sir, you don’t get to blaspheme and walk away from this. You have two choices my f***** up friend, first you can quit your job for the good of the children. Or you can get your brains beat in.

This threat came from an email address at 1-800-FLOWERS. After complaints were made to the company it was revealed that the email came from the husband of an employee of the company using his wife’s work email account. The response from 1-800-FLOWERS was to fire the employee for violating company IT security policies. Professor Meyers has chosen not to register a complaint with law enforcement.

The lesson to be learned here is that the internet is not a toy. Everything done on the internet can be traced to its source and there are real life consequences for misusing it. Facebook accounts can be found by prospective employees. Google searches can turn up embarrassing information. And sending threatening emails because you are “pissed off” at someone can cost you your job, and worse if law enforcement becomes involved. When you are on the internet, USE YOUR HEAD.