This one is actually a couple of years old. At least I edited it for Beth so it is more typical, right? But for some reason she still didn’t want to hand it in.

To whom it may concern,

Beth Paul needs to leave early today. Beth is needed by the CIA to help fight the massive invasion from outer space has an appointment with the Physical Therapist to work on her knee. We will pick her up at 1:30.

Thank you.

Sincerely,