Fox News Can’t Find a Brothel

As many of you probably know, there is a proposal to build a high speed rail from Los Angeles, California to Las Vegas, Nevada. A high speed rail would reduce traffic, reduce energy use and pollution, and would be reasonably cost efficient. The proposal is to use an existing rail station near Disneyland on the Los Angeles side and bring the train into the city of Las Vegas on the other end. I am a proponent of high speed rail and would love to see one in the northeast corridor as well.
But that brings us to the humor of Fox News. A woman named Megyn Kelly, who is a correspondent for Fox News and is a former lawyer seems to be against the high speed rail but for a rather odd reason. Here is her quote:
KELLY: It’s a super railroad, of sorts — a line that will deliver customers straight from Disney, we kid you not, to the doorstep of the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. I say, to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. So should your tax dollars be paying for these kinds of projects?
A good question although one might wonder if there is a high demand for transit to a Nevada brothel for families who have just spent the day at Disney. But ignoring that, there is one other slight problem with Megyn’s theory… the Bunny Ranch is nowhere near Las Vegas. In fact, it is near Carson City which is more than 400 miles away from Las Vegas. That’s right… the rail will leave passengers about an 8 hour drive away from the Bunny Ranch which isn’t quite at its doorstep.
But perhaps Megyn just got her brothels mixed up… the only problem with that theory is that prostitution is illegal in and around the city of Las Vegas. The law is very strict in Nevada… in order for prostitution to be legal, the county must have less than 50,000 people. Clark County where Las Vegas is has close to 2 million people.
So perhaps when Megyn says, “I kid you not,” she actually means, “I don’t know what I am talking about.”







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